January 2010
16 posts
“You’re the David Copperfield of emotions.”
– Ian
1 minute 4 seconds is pretty good, all things... →
I might've taken two decongestants that contain...
And I’m allergic. This could get interesting. There’s a lesson to be learned in this—read first, then swallow drugs.
Touché, Blondie
After weeks of shoving, elbowing, and otherwise torturing one of my marks in football, he finally started pushing back. S’pose I overused the girl card these past few months. It’s okay, now I’ll just double my efforts. I’m not above biting to win a tackle.
And oh hey, we won!
Ever since I heard the news, all that's been... →
Being sick is a bummer. The inside of my mouth tastes like JD and the questionably rancid mustard that a vendor liberally applied to your 3am hot dog.
Off to brush my teeth again.
Tomorrow and thereafter, I’m using candy instead of lozenges.
Re: preserving sanity
Dear Sainsbury’s employees:
Please get rid of the spider webs located above the produce…or at least make them move by the chav juice (Foster’s).
Also, good hygienic habits would be nice.
On the plus side, the new guy is polite and does not emanate the ever-popular Marlboro/fish combo smell. This Sainsbury’s flirting with respectability now.
Love,
Britty
Did I really just do that for 20 minutes? →
“Adventure most unto itself
The soul condemned to be
Attended by a Single Hound—
Its own Identity.”
-Emily Dickinson
Another relationship terminated.
Enter the cats, novelty baskets, sweatpants, Lean Cuisines, massive DVD collection, and half-bottle of wine in the fridge.
“As it has entered into recent debate on culture, largely via Bourdieu’s...”
– Brightman, who’ll be instrumental over the next few months.
“Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a...”
– Clive Bell, an unwitting anthropologist.
